Gotta Love Maury

Borrowed this from Failblog, hope they don't mind...

The Future of America = Dear Lord




P.S. Do you remember when Maury Povich had a soul? *nostalgic snap* ...those were the days...

Fina - freakin' - lly

It's about time.

Crystal Bowersox tweeted a pic of her once meth-head teeth lookin' Colgate commercial ready this morning. Awesome! Now I can watch you sing instead of thinkin' about how you smuggled your crackpipe onto the plane...

The Situation Is.. That You Look Like A Moron.

So I'm gonna need Mickey Rourke to go back to the 80's and stay there. Thanks.


In all seriousness though, I was like 9 1/2 weeks old when that came out, so I have no educated opinions of his glory days... I've seen it and he was kinda hot, but other than that I didn't know much of the guy until he was regurgitated from the has-been stomach of Hollywood a couple years ago.

However... I have seen Jersey Shore and stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't this guy like a 60 year old version of Ronnie?

I mean every time I see him he looks like a geriatric ad for the Armani Exchange.

Is it just me?

LiLo & Snitch

Ummm, you do know you didn't just receive news of a terminal illness, correct?

Is she confused? I know I am.

Because I thought that she'd essentially avoided following 70% of what the court ordered her to do for like three years now...

Does someone telling you that's not allowed and that you've hit the end of the line in excuses, really dictate this much surprise emotion?

And uhh, P.S. you're not goin' to like Alcatraz or anything.. I mean, I don't know exactly where they're gonna put you for the like 2 weeks you'll probably end up actually going, but it's probably gonna have red bull and photography classes, so don't worry...