This is Just Embarassing... Or is it?

Hats off to Paris Hilton, who made the idea of being famous for nothing what it is today (but ironically overcame her own trademark)

As with anything there are those who followed in her footsteps i.e. Heidi & Spencer, Kim Kardashian, Levi Johnston, Jon Gosselin, and well... everyone from Reality TV ever.. These people are so far beyond stupid that they will say ridiculous things like "I don't care what people think of me!" When ideally that is EXACTLY what they care about. But then.... they do what would appear to be a terrible job of furthering their "careers".. pulling crazy publicity stunts and releasing "albums" and all sorts of other heinous spin-offs of their niche crazy to gather more "negative" attention... Hmmmm *Head Scratching* *Freudian Chin Rubbing*...

*Light Bulb*

Wait! Do these assumed morons have a Queen P trick up their sleeves after all? I say to you my fellow media whores... When they fall, do we not watch? ...When they sue, do we not vote on TMZ? ....When they record songs, do we not buy them iTunes so we can play them in drunken situations and laugh about it with our friends? So I ask you.. is someone playing with a different deck of cards, perhaps?

Food for thought in the world of idiots that we can't wait to tune in for weekly..

Now for the fun part, let's all watch Danielle Staub pull a Kim Zolciak and woefully embarass herself... or did she??

Gotta Love Maury

Borrowed this from Failblog, hope they don't mind...

The Future of America = Dear Lord




P.S. Do you remember when Maury Povich had a soul? *nostalgic snap* ...those were the days...

You CANNOT Be Serious

In case you have been under a rock for the last year.. this is Levi Johnston. In reality the mere fact that America knows his name is a sad statement of our values. As he is the guy who knocked-up the teenage daughter of the ex-vice presidential candidate.

Yes, one step up from being Elton John's, brother's, neighbor's, pool boy, I know. But in our cultures entertainment currency this calculates into like forty-five minutes of fame.

Word on the street is this guy is not only posing for Playgirl, but is getting his own reality show, wherein he may find "love".... are you serious Ryan Seacrest, MTV, or CW ?!? *Whichever bought into this crap..*

Ya, okay I'm probably gonna watch... a lot.

Pretty Wild... More Like Pretty Stupid

Reality shows make up the bulk of my normal programming. It's a disease, I know, but alas there is no treatment. Although in an effort to tame my addiction I put a cap on the number of shows I tune into regularly, as it had gotten somewhat out of hand and in doing so it has become virtually impossible for me to include anymore VH1, E! and/or MTV bases series' into my weekly line-up. It's a sad truth, but even sadder is that I cannot control what media is filtered into the programming I do watch.

Therefore I find myself at a precipice. My attention is a fickle thing and if I'm say watching an episode of my regularly scheduled 20/20 and they are doing an expose on Hollywood's now infamous "Burglar Bunch" and they just happen to say.. mention that one of the members of said "Burglar Bunch" has a reality show called "Pretty Wild" that's about to premiere that was being filmed during the real heat of the whole saga... Far be it from me to not at least check out the first episode for further details... I'm just sayin'...

So I set the ole DVR for Sunday's nights episode. But as I said before I got a lotta shows I'm tuning in for right now (Desperate Housewives anyone?) and needless to say it got TiVo peoples-choiced into oblivion... So I had to fish for the re-run which happened to air after last nights Idol and well... If E! reality show fever is a sickness... I think I may be cured.

I literally felt like I was watching a horror movie. I kept flinching, covering my eyes, my ears. Pausing and saying things like "did she really just say that" and "some people should really be neutered."

Yes, it was THAT bad.

I thought I had seen airheads before... I mean if you've watched more than one episode of The Hills, you've basically been exposed to the naive of the naive.. But these girls are like seriously on the verge of needing special classes.

I could explain some of the scenarios that led to this conclusion or I could be really mean and tell you to go watch it, but I won't do any of that. I think the show speaks so highly of itself that I'll let it do just that... Here are a few quotes from Sunday nights premiere episode... you tell me...

"I had them all evaluated and they were told that they had ADHD. So every morning I give the girls Adderall." -The Ex-Playmate Mom, as she gets the bottle from the cabinet and passes them out like candy.

"I home school the girls four days a week. I'm basing all the curriculum on the movie "The Secret" - The Mom (She is serious.. CPS whaaatt?)

"It says in the song.. sliding down from heaven on stripper a pole... And I was like, that's totally me!" - Alexis Neiers talking about how she wants to be in her friends music video.



You can't make this shizz up...