This is Just Embarassing... Or is it?

Hats off to Paris Hilton, who made the idea of being famous for nothing what it is today (but ironically overcame her own trademark)

As with anything there are those who followed in her footsteps i.e. Heidi & Spencer, Kim Kardashian, Levi Johnston, Jon Gosselin, and well... everyone from Reality TV ever.. These people are so far beyond stupid that they will say ridiculous things like "I don't care what people think of me!" When ideally that is EXACTLY what they care about. But then.... they do what would appear to be a terrible job of furthering their "careers".. pulling crazy publicity stunts and releasing "albums" and all sorts of other heinous spin-offs of their niche crazy to gather more "negative" attention... Hmmmm *Head Scratching* *Freudian Chin Rubbing*...

*Light Bulb*

Wait! Do these assumed morons have a Queen P trick up their sleeves after all? I say to you my fellow media whores... When they fall, do we not watch? ...When they sue, do we not vote on TMZ? ....When they record songs, do we not buy them iTunes so we can play them in drunken situations and laugh about it with our friends? So I ask you.. is someone playing with a different deck of cards, perhaps?

Food for thought in the world of idiots that we can't wait to tune in for weekly..

Now for the fun part, let's all watch Danielle Staub pull a Kim Zolciak and woefully embarass herself... or did she??

WARNING: High Maintenance Overload

As a rule of thumb I tend to think that when judging whether or not someone has had too much plastic surgery it's best to rule them completely out if they look like a bad wax-figure of themselves... but in this case I think it may go WAY beyond that. Let's note that the photo to my right is not Charo, but the 2.0 version of what used to be a vibrant, fresh (granted CRAZY) but otherwise lovely 23 year old woman. Some of you might say.. "oh she looks fine, so she had a little work done, ehh what could it hurt." And there was a time I might've agreed. That time however was long ago when we were unaware of the life span of plastic surgery. It's a relatively new thing you know, all this plucking and tucking, and although I'm a fan of keeping yourself happy and youthful this is serious overkill. Many people don't realize that plastic surgeries aren't a one time deal.. they require upkeep and once you've had it done, the after-effects are bound with you for the long haul. Some of them last as long as ten years without needing any updating, while others, not half that. To refresh your memory, the photo on your right is the result of 16, count 'em SIXTEEN mini-surgeries. Do the math... that means, if she lives to be 75, she'll have to have as few as 80 more procedures to continue looking like a plastic version of herself. Not to mention that when you go to a plastic surgeon's office, gravity and all it's ill-effects are not checked at the door. I shudder to think what is yet to come for this face and dear God help me that chest. I wish I could make more fun of her for this, but really we all knew she was a little bit off her rocker to begin with and cumulatively Speidi is one for the record books in terms of being attention starved, but I really just feel sorry for her. My question is... Does this plastic surgeon do double duty as a fertility specialist? Because he and the guy who implanted Octomom with 8 kids, when she already had six at home, must be at least golf buddies..