This is Just Embarassing... Or is it?

Hats off to Paris Hilton, who made the idea of being famous for nothing what it is today (but ironically overcame her own trademark)

As with anything there are those who followed in her footsteps i.e. Heidi & Spencer, Kim Kardashian, Levi Johnston, Jon Gosselin, and well... everyone from Reality TV ever.. These people are so far beyond stupid that they will say ridiculous things like "I don't care what people think of me!" When ideally that is EXACTLY what they care about. But then.... they do what would appear to be a terrible job of furthering their "careers".. pulling crazy publicity stunts and releasing "albums" and all sorts of other heinous spin-offs of their niche crazy to gather more "negative" attention... Hmmmm *Head Scratching* *Freudian Chin Rubbing*...

*Light Bulb*

Wait! Do these assumed morons have a Queen P trick up their sleeves after all? I say to you my fellow media whores... When they fall, do we not watch? ...When they sue, do we not vote on TMZ? ....When they record songs, do we not buy them iTunes so we can play them in drunken situations and laugh about it with our friends? So I ask you.. is someone playing with a different deck of cards, perhaps?

Food for thought in the world of idiots that we can't wait to tune in for weekly..

Now for the fun part, let's all watch Danielle Staub pull a Kim Zolciak and woefully embarass herself... or did she??

You CANNOT Be Serious

In case you have been under a rock for the last year.. this is Levi Johnston. In reality the mere fact that America knows his name is a sad statement of our values. As he is the guy who knocked-up the teenage daughter of the ex-vice presidential candidate.

Yes, one step up from being Elton John's, brother's, neighbor's, pool boy, I know. But in our cultures entertainment currency this calculates into like forty-five minutes of fame.

Word on the street is this guy is not only posing for Playgirl, but is getting his own reality show, wherein he may find "love".... are you serious Ryan Seacrest, MTV, or CW ?!? *Whichever bought into this crap..*

Ya, okay I'm probably gonna watch... a lot.