A few weeks ago I did a Top 5 List of things I never want to hear about again... and I think it's become necessary that I give you the expansion pack.
6.
Charlie "D-Bag" Sheen: I feel like doing a "Really!? with Seth & Amy" for this one. He is truly giving Tiger Woods and Spencer Pratt a run for their money in the race to become King Chotch. For me it's sorta sad considering how near and dear to my heart both his brother and father are. Can we say black sheep? Or better yet.. anger management?
How many women need to accuse him of threatening to murder them before he looks less appealing to the dating market. He might as well get a warning label tattooed to his ass... "CAUTION: Will impregnate you, threaten your life and #@&% up your car."
7.
Tiger Woods: Normally I would be really into this whole saga, as it would appear their is more juice to come in the days ahead. And honestly, if I'd thrown in the towel when I wanted to I'd have missed the glorious mister roboto apology, so I'm grateful to have stuck it out this long. But folks I'm worn out..
And when Howard Stern gets involved, it's really become an SNL spoof of itself anyhow, right?
8.
Erin Andrews... and her stalker: Call me the ultimate cynic, but shouldn't she be sending a thank you card to this guy? Show of hands.. who knew her name before this happened? *Crickets* ... Anyone? ....Anyone? ... Bueller?... Bueller?
