Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sheen There, Done That


Let's be for real, Charlie Sheen makes two million dollars an episode to "play" a rude, sex crazed single man who lazes around his house all day.. umm seriously?


First of all if I had that much money the last person on earth I'd be spending an alleged blow and booze filled weekend with is "Bombshell" McGee.. *insert mental video clip of Jesse James asking him how his ass tastes*.. yum.


Secondly how is it that you have enough taste to procreate with beautiful, classy women, but not enough sense to stay with any of them?


Thirdly your emmy nominated, walk of fame father is embarassed. please stop.

Friday, March 19, 2010

I Knew Jesse James Liked To Look Like A Bad Guy... But Who Knew He Actually Was One?

Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has been alleged by an American magazine to be having a relationship with this Tattoo model Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee




No, that is not Travis Barkers' mom... this lovely specimen is the competition for Oscar-Winner Sandy Bullock. Yes, I'm serious. Bad boy wanna-be Jesse James has all but come clean this week issuing a statement about the accusations that he allegedly had an affair with Dita Von Skank up there. Sources say the Mrs. has packed up her Oscar and moved to her mom's. Wouldn't you? I mean can you imagine what he's leavin' on toilet seats!?