Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts
Monday, March 8, 2010
Oscar Grouches Part V : Sigourney Weaver
Let's be for Real... Sigourney Weaver is GORGEOUS...
But sixty years in this business should be plenty enough to have learned that the Oscars is not a toga party, especially if the only other visual reference your outfit beckons is that of a blood clot...
But sixty years in this business should be plenty enough to have learned that the Oscars is not a toga party, especially if the only other visual reference your outfit beckons is that of a blood clot...
Oscar Grouches Part IV : Robert Downey Jr.
LOVE Sherlock Holmes...
HATE that you look like Sandy Frink from Romy & Michele's High School Reunion...
HATE that you look like Sandy Frink from Romy & Michele's High School Reunion...
Oscar Grouches Part III : Charlize Theron
Oh Charlize Theron, I love you so... and it is truly a tragedy that your beauty has been diminished by such a getup... It pains me to do this so I'll be brief. Three things:
1. You're supposed to stuff your bra from the inside.
2. Satin this cheap is usually reserved for mid western prom dresses.
3. Steaming your gown before you get to the red carpet is not optional.
P.S. The lady behind you wants to know why the back of your dress is crapping more dress.
Oscar Grouches Part II : Vera Farmiga is an Organ Donor
My complaints about last nights looks were few and far between, I must admit. In my opinion this may well be the first Oscars in a very long time that didn't pack the punch of many "Holy Hell what is She wearing?!" moments. Although they were rare, they were not however, non-existent. I give you exhibit A... One very overrated Vera Farmiga who came dressed as a small intestine or Mariah Carey's bed skirt, can't be sure which. Either way it was nothing short of a disaster.
Oscar Grouches Part I : Judd Nelson
Dear Lord ... What in the world is going on with Judd Nelson? I'm not naive to the whole 80's vibe having died down for the Brat Pack.. I mean look at Anthony Michael Hall.. they've grown up, I get it, but aren't they supposed to look like regal adult versions of themselves? I haven't seen Judd Nelson in years but remind you this is a man whose two years YOUNGER than George Clooney. When I saw him I gasped in horror... Who is this and what have they done with Alec Newbary, or God help us John Bender?
P.S. My severe apologies if he is sick and/or dying of some strange illness... I both googled and IMDB'ed it and found nothing, but I am literally worried for his safety...
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