Oscar Grouches Part III : Charlize Theron

Oh Charlize Theron, I love you so... and it is truly a tragedy that your beauty has been diminished by such a getup... It pains me to do this so I'll be brief. Three things:

1. You're supposed to stuff your bra from the inside.

2. Satin this cheap is usually reserved for mid western prom dresses.

3. Steaming your gown before you get to the red carpet is not optional.

P.S. The lady behind you wants to know why the back of your dress is crapping more dress.