Friday, March 5, 2010

Nipple Slipple

Pop mogul, Simon Cowell, arrives at Fountain Studios ahead of Saturday night's live X Factor show
Umm ya.. so as TMZ reported the other day, apparently Simon got a little nipple happy..

Ooh say that three times fast.. little nipple happy -- little nipple happy -- little nipple happy... that's a tricky one...

Anyhow, during the final performance on American Idol Wednesday night, in what I have to assume was a subconscious moment, Mr. Cowell spends a full forty seconds playing with Mr. Righty... it's a pretty funny clip and the freudian in me can't help but wonder if it has something to do with Kara is talking about a relationship with her ex-boyfriend during said touch-fest... I mean I know he's supposedly engaged to his make-up artist but have you seen the two of them this season... jeezuss get a room... And someone needs to tell him that even though it's his last season, he needs to at least pretend to be interested in what's happening...

P.S. Simon's reported fiancee's name is Mezhgan (pronounced Bi-Otch)


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